Are Josh And Jase The New Kings Of Michigan

Should we officially name Josh and Jase the Two Kings of Michigan? What have we done to anger the Michigan Gods, to the point where they are making us pay for our crimes by harming the innocent?

I think we can all agree that regardless if you find them entertaining or not, Josh and Jase have done an amazing thing by coming to Michigan, visiting local businesses, highlighting towns and shops, and overall giving Michiganders something to stay positive about.

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Let's face it, after Christmas, winter can be very depressing, and many people have claimed that their presence here in Michigan is giving them something to look forward to. But we seem to have taken it all for granted and it seems we've angered the Michigan Gods.

This past week we seem to be punished, as Josh from the duo tore ligaments in his back after a crash from sledding and was rushed to the hospital, and has been dealing with intense pain since then.

Just as that happened, we got hit with one of the longest strings of snow we've seen in years in West Michigan, followed by a sub-zero day, which has shut this side of the state down.

What did we do to anger the Michigan Gods? Did we not buy enough Vernors and Faygo? Have we not been showing enough people on our right hand where we're from?

Have too many people been calling it "Soda" instead of "Pop?" What have we done to endure such torture? Surely Josh and Jase should not be paying for it with their lives and well-being? Or... are they the secret?

We must embrace Josh and Jase as our new rulers.

Is the well-being of our state directly linked to their well-being? Think about it. Before they showed up we were all miserable and disconnected from our state. Then they arrived and all of the sudden everyone wants to travel and find them.

Before Josh was injured, everything was fine. But the moment he hurt himself, the weather turned on us. Is it time? Should we now embrace Josh and Jase as our new leaders and make them the two rulers of Michigan?

If they continue to stay in Michigan, surely all will be corrected. We will have to monitor their visit, and see whether or not my theory is correct.

But just in case, ALL HAIL JOSH AND JASE.