Man Interviews His Guinea Pig, Finds Out It Has Turtle Envy [Video]

It's kind of sad when you finally get your Guinea Pig to talk, and it tells you it likes turtles and wants to be one.  This is great for a quick smile.

He also likes toilet paper, and demanded twenty dollars for the interview.

If you liked that, you'll enjoy the dog that wants a kitten.

And then there's the classic dog that doesn't get any bacon.