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Wild animals often use alcohol by eating fermented fruit and grain sugars, but most animals partake responsibly. A raccoon recently got drunk in a liquor store then passed out in the bathroom.

Based on data from the CDC, a study has determined the drunkest and driest counties in Michigan.

A 25-year-old woman who was already arrested for driving intoxicated ended up stealing a police cruiser... for a minute.

Michigan State Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 2-year-old Lansing Township toddler that was abducted by his father who threatened violence towards the boy and himself.

The national average is 3.45 beers.

This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve...

Bottom line: don't be a d-bag.

How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear? For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer is a blood alcohol level of .25, apparently.

Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right?

I have no idea how this is even possible. Only in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, I guess! A Man was sentenced last week to 18 months to 5 years in prison for driving drunk on the Mackinac Bridge. On the bridge no less!

I dont know how they keep putting out the funny videos the way they do, but Funny or Die is becoming the gold standard in funny online viedos with famous people. Taylor Lautner in NFL parody, to everything with Will Ferrel in it!

A man wearing a T-shirt declaring "I'm a drunk" is facing DWI charges after a collision with a cop!  Nice move dude!