Ten Finger Johnny Is Back! [Video]

As a public service reminder, the comedic singing duo of Paul and Storm tell the sad tale of Ten Finger Johnny, who starts on July 1st with a full array of ten fingers, only to, well, I don't want to spoil the horrific ending for you.

I know it's a gruesome tale, but it's better than blowing the fingers off of an innocent mannequin to keep you safe this Independence Day weekend.

You have your choice of both a studio version and a live version. Don't be a Johnny. Never attack your fireworks to a small model plane. It always flies back into your face.